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Drunken Paradise 10: Yet another plan"I don't sink your parents vill like zhat-"Drunken Paradise 10: Yet another plan by GERMANYxREADER
"But Germany, I-"
"I LOVE YOU!"
Germany says nothing. You wanted to together raise this baby, away from England. Who else would raise it?
"Ich... Ich liebe dich auch, but-"
"But what?" You continue when Germany doesn't answer. He's looking away from you now, "This baby needs a family,. I don't want it growiung up in the same world I did, or living without me with the Asians. And don't you want a babay-"
"______, I know, I want that too-"
"Then just go along with it!"
German snaps his eyes to yours,"I can't. I don't have the right to let you live with me, and I don't have it in me to break your parents hearts by running away with you-"
"Yes, but don't you think it'd b for the best? Don't you think they'd be ok knowing at least I'M happy for once?"
Drunken Paradise 9: Your plan... againDrunken Paradise 9: Your plan... again by GERMANYxREADER
"YOU HEARD ME!" You say with a might blush.
"Ve..." Germany smiles, which to yo is really out of character.
"Yeah. We did." You wait,"We didn't ACTUALLY have sex-"
"I said foreplay, dammit!"
You sigh,"Ask Italy, even though you should know, after everything you... said and... did..."
Germany smirks again,"Vhat did I do?"
"Why are you acting so weird? Im pretty sure you weren't drunk!"could YOU be drunk and tell I vasn't drunk?
Grmany returns to his serious face,"How could YOU be drunk and tell I vasn't drunk vhen you vere drunk yourself!? Do you mean YOU veren't drunk-"
"So you weren't drunk and you remember! ahah!"
"Don't you lie to me!"
"ANSWER MEIN QUESTION!"
You fold your arms,"You first."
Germany leans back and copies you,"Nein, you. first."
'Ok, fine, you got me!" Germany sighs, blushing brightly," I vasn't drunk."
"But you drank all that beer-"
"Are you forgetting I'm German?"
"Ok, your turn."
You sigh, then smile,"Please
Drunken Paradise 8: sxal frplayDrunken Paradise 8: sxal frplay by GERMANYxREADER
The world disappears. Your heart is in your throat, your mind is fuzzy and tears stream down your face, but you don't notice. Your heart is cold as you shakily lift the blanket away from your not yet enlarged stomach. You touch it, pressing your palm against your belly-button.
You'd seen pregnancy on TV before, but could it be possible? Could you really have a baby growing inside of you, right now? You smile, and even laugh. A baby! Your going to raise a baby! A little bundle of joy that will look just like you, talk just lie you, that you can raise and love and nurture... It'll call you mother... mother...
You look up. Taiwan takes your other hand as you laugh and cry.
"Who is the father?"
"England..." You whisper, unable to even talk.
You look back at your belly,"I'll protect you. I'll make sure he doesn't hurt you."
"______, aru..." You look up, and our father is smiling,"Sharr your mother and I reave? We know this is hard for you, and someone wants to tark to you... arone
Drunken Paradise 7: Too FastDrunken Paradise 7: Too Fast by GERMANYxREADER
"Are you sure we should be here?"
"What do you mean, Lianhua, she needs to know, aru!"
"Yes, but... she's been through so much, and-"
"It'll only be harder for her and for us, aru, if we wait. We've already waited so long, aru."
Your eyes flutter open and in front of you, on either side of your bed, are Taiwan and China.
You fall back onto your pillow when a pang of grief hits you so hard it's like real pain.
"What are you doing here?" You asked, closing your eyes.
There is silence.
You sit up, and look at China,"Why did you fight for me? Did you even fight for me? why-"
"Aiyah, not so fast!" China sighs,"This is rearry hard, aru, but... I... I'm your father."
You laugh,"heh! No. Nope!" You laugh and shake your head,"I have realized a lot, been through a lot, learned a lot,m aged a couple thousand years, but I simply CANNOT and WILL NOT believe your my father."
Taiwan looks down, as if saddened, but you don't notice.
"It's true, aru!"
"If it's so true, why didn't you save me before?" Y
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